Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
there is glitter all over my balls
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
