Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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