69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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