He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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