Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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