I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
