So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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