Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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