I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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