I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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