super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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