this beer tastes like vomit already
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
