ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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