Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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