i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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