Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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