I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Farmville is her only friend.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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