How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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