She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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