Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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