He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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