Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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