We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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