dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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