sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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