I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Even my vagina gasped.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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