check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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