Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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