Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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