It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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