Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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