I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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