I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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