he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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