did you get engaged???
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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