we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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