Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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