Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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