Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
