We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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