420 ftw
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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