I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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