how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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