The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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