Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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