You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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