I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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