he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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