the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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