My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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